There are about 10 million people over 50 in Australia’s work force.

Pay them $1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

  • They MUST retire. Ten million job openings – unemployment fixed
  • They MUST buy a new Australian car. Ten million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed
  • They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage –  Housing Crisis fixed
  • They MUST send their kids to college/university/defence academy – Crime rate fixed

It can’t get any easier than that!

Edited version of “The Patriotic Retirement Plan” from Grey Hair Academy

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